I phoned by good friend Berlusconi like 5 minutes ago, you might have heard of him, he owns AC Milan and is the prime minister of Italy and has been in numerous sex scandals over the years, anyway, I ask him "Ciao Berlu, come si è madre? Why you not sell Pato?" and he say to me
"Non vendiamo Pato perché è così bello" which translates to "I not sell Pato because he is so handsome" and to that I say to him "cosa avvenenza a che fare con il calcio?" (what handsomeness got to do with football?) and he reply "niente a che fare con il calcio, mi piace ragazzi" (nothing to do with football, I just like young boys), to which I jokingly responded "si sa nulla di calcio" (do you know anything about football?) and he said "No" (No), "sei un bastardo sporco vecchio" (You dirty olfd buggerer) I said. and we laffed
"Non vendiamo Pato perché è così bello" which translates to "I not sell Pato because he is so handsome" and to that I say to him "cosa avvenenza a che fare con il calcio?" (what handsomeness got to do with football?) and he reply "niente a che fare con il calcio, mi piace ragazzi" (nothing to do with football, I just like young boys), to which I jokingly responded "si sa nulla di calcio" (do you know anything about football?) and he said "No" (No), "sei un bastardo sporco vecchio" (You dirty olfd buggerer) I said. and we laffed
